Beauty Queens

Beauty Queens - Libba Bray

I really wanted to hate this book. I mean I had all intentions of reading it then slapping a 2 star ratings on it with the comment "Take that you biotches who loved it !"
I now realize I'm one of those Biotches that really liked it!
Just remember ..It's not to be taking seriously! This book is for entertainment purposes ONLY!(and boy does it entertain )

Things I loved:
- the commercial breaks - especially the one for Lady 'Stache Off.

Because there's nothing wrong with you....that can't be fixed.

- The footnotes . I sure wish I owned some *Discomfort Wear

- Sinjin, what's not to like about him??! = )

I'm bouncing between 3 3/4 to 4 stars..

“Because.. 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.”

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