I wasn't into this one as much as I was the first one.
"If things don't seem right, try going left."
"Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, someone'll throw you a shovel."
"You have the right to remain silent. Otherwise, anything you say might be misquoted and used against you."
"Women might not like to admit their age, but men don't like to act theirs."
"Life is a gift. Remember to open it."