Amber Dusick's Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures

Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures - Amber Dusick

I giggled, a LOT while reading this. My husband read a couple pages and also laughed with me. One chapter was on breastfeeding and it was totally me:

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Other sections of this book that could have been taken straight out of my life:

 Indoor Play Gyms and Well-child Doctor Visits

 

Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures would be a great gift to give to Parents- to- be or any one who has children. Even my mother found it humorous and she hasn't had to change a diaper in a long long time = )

 

If you don't want to get her book at least check out her website:

Crappypictures.com

 

 

 

Quotes I laughed out loud from:

“Some indoor play gyms are ok. As long as they hose them down or light them on fire once every few years.” 

 

“The only thing that was actually effective at tricking my babies into sleeping was not something money could buy. It was me. Well, actually it was my milk-producing nipple pacifiers. But we'll say it was me because that sounds cozy.”

 

“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.” 

 

 " But enough about my superficial complaints. Who cares, right? My body made PEOPLE. I'm like a wizard. Wizards don't need perfect bodies because they wear robes. I have a robe."

 

*There is some swearing in the book*